The cow in the house

Once upon a time, a man lived in a noisy house. The bed creaked. The chair squeaked. The roof leaked. "This house is too noisy," said the man. SO the man asked a wise man. "My house is too noisy. WHat should I do?" The wise man said "Get a cow. And keep it in your house." The man thougut it was strange idea. But the man had a cow in his house. But the house became more noisy by the cow's cry. So, the man asked the wise man again. The wise man said "Get a donkey and keep it in your house." So the man had a donkey in his house. But the house became more noisy by cow and donkey's cry. The man asked a wise man again. The wise man said "Get a sheep." So the man had a sheep in his house. Then he had a cat and dog. The house became very noisy.
Woof, woof! Meeow, meeow! Baa, baa! Hee-haw! Moo, moo!
Now, the man was very mad. "I told you my house was too noisy! You told me to get animals. Noisy, noisy animals! I am going crazy from the noises they make!" the man yeled. "Do wahat I tel you! Put the animals out of the house!" So the man put them out of the house. Then he entered the house. The bed creaked. The chair squeaked. The roof leaked. "Oh, what a quiet house!" the man said and sleeped. 249